Misery (Fat Mans) East / West Forks | Zion East Side

Canyoneering Misery (Fat Mans) East / West Forks - Zion East Side Canyoneering Misery (Fat Mans) East / West Forks

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Overview

RATING: 3B

Sun

Partly sunny. High near 60, with temperatures falling to around 54 in the afternoon. South southwest wind around 2 mph.

60 | 28

Mon

Mostly sunny, with a high near 61. Northwest wind around 3 mph.

61 | 28

Tue

Rain likely after 5pm. Partly sunny, with a high near 58. Chance of precipitation is 60%.

58 | 28

Wed

A chance of rain and snow before 8am, then a chance of rain and snow between 8am and 11am. Mostly sunny, with a high near 49.

49 | 27

Thu

A chance of rain and snow between 11am and 2pm, then a chance of rain and snow. Partly sunny, with a high near 48.

48 | 22

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SEASON: Spring, Summer, Fall
RAPPELS: 2-5 to 12 m ( 40 ft. )
WATER: A few pools. Wetsuits required in all but the hottest times.
FLASHFLOOD: High

Sun

Partly sunny. High near 60, with temperatures falling to around 54 in the afternoon. South southwest wind around 2 mph.

60 | 28

Mon

Mostly sunny, with a high near 61. Northwest wind around 3 mph.

61 | 28

Tue

Rain likely after 5pm. Partly sunny, with a high near 58. Chance of precipitation is 60%.

58 | 28

Wed

A chance of rain and snow before 8am, then a chance of rain and snow between 8am and 11am. Mostly sunny, with a high near 49.

49 | 27

Thu

A chance of rain and snow between 11am and 2pm, then a chance of rain and snow. Partly sunny, with a high near 48.

48 | 22

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Jason in the final Misery slot

Jason in the final Misery slot

East Fork Slot Section

East Fork Slot Section

Misery, or Fat Man's Misery as it is often referred to, is one canyon that definitely does NOT live up to its name. This is one of my favorites in Zion. Though the hike starts in the park, the technical section is outside of the park, so no permit is necessary, it has enough length to keep the gumbies out, and the scenery is about as good as it gets without being particularly technical or difficult. Absolutely a must do!

The first time I did Misery, I did the West Fork the first day, and the East Fork the next day. Surprisingly, probably 90%+ of people that do Misery do the West Fork. It has a slightly shorter approach and more rappels than the East Fork, BUT is much less scenic. If your only going to do one fork, do the East Fork. It has several stunning slot sections, and includes the spectacular slot section below the confluence that the West Fork also visits.

The canyons dumps into Parunaweep, which is similar to the Narrows in its beauty and scale, though far enough from the beaten path you aren't likely to see others. With an early start before the heat, this is a good canyon to do in the summer, spending the hot part of the day in the slot and Parunaweep, then making the exit hike in the evening.

Note: This canyon seems to have quite varied times. My trips were between 5-8 hours with a small group of reasonably fit hikers (5 for west fork, about 8 for east fork), but some groups take 12 (or more) hours. The west fork is about 9 miles round trip, the east fork about 11. I recommend small, reasonably fit groups or plan for a long day. The hike out can be brutal on hot days.
Another East Fork Slot Section

Another East Fork Slot Section

Jason in the east fork

Jason in the east fork

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